so we had a blizzard and school was closed on tuesday and wednesday. that's how i spent my valentine's day this year. alone at home with the wind howling outside and the snow just piling higher and higher. it's piled knee high now. and we're suppose to be expecting another storm this weekend. i miss the mall!
happy chinese new year to everyone at home!! gong xi fa cai!!
i can't believe i'm missing cny this year. and with the big killer math test today, TGIF!!
me after watching 20/20 ep. promises promises.
people do stupid things.
why cannot people accept the fact that they're old?
why must they flood their system with pills?
synthetic hormone pills,
which are what most doctors are prescribing
to fight the symptoms of menopause,
are actually made from horse's urine.
YOU ARE DIGESTING HORSE'S URINE PEOPLE!!
ok
so now you say there's a new hormone pill availabe.
the bio-identical hormone pill.
supposedly made from yam and is more organic.
well guess what?
there has been no long term research done on it
and there are reasons to believe that
it increases the chance of heart conditions and cancer.
yet there are people who would actually take this gamble
in the hopes of looking thirty when you're sixty-five.
if we were meant to look thirty,
we wouldn't be made to age.
besides what's the point
of paying to look ageless
when you're gonna die twenty years earlier from it?
the true secret to living a longer and better life?
lead a healthy lifestyle when you're young.
and accept the fact that aging is normal darn it.
you see, our world just goes round and round in circles.
a good example is the elephant pants.
created in the hippy era the 50's,
they made a come back in the late 90's,
four whole centuries later
and it's still very popular today.
only it came back with a different name - the bell bottoms.
and then how's this for thought.
first we used to live heathly lifestyles.
then we started pursuing convenience and participating in the fast track of life,
working working and more working.
so we were encouraged
to sign up at gyms nearby to help force us to workout.
but it still wasn't enticing or reason enough for us.
so then they decided to bring the gym home to us!
the entrance of the big bulky workout machines.
so we can workout in the comfort of our own home.
and as a supplement,
they provided us with a personal trainer - the workout video.
but after spending all that money,
they decided that ah heck!
that's too time consuming.
we've got the slimming centres instead!
where we wrap you up in cling wrap,
like an unfinished chicken you wanna keep in the fridge
for monday's leftover dinner.
or better yet!
let's vibrate the weight off you!
kkkkkeeepppp ssstttaaannnndddiinnngg oonnn ttthhhisss tttthhiiinnngg ffffoorrr ttttwwwweeenntttyyy mmmmiiinnnuuutttess aaa ddddaaayyyyy tttthhhrrreee ddddaaaayyyssss aaaaaaa wwwweeeekkkk, yyyyoooouuuu'rrreee sssssuuuurrrreee ttttoooo lllloooossseee wwwwweeeeiiiigggghhhhttttt!
but people realise
they hated travelling to and fro the slimming centres
so they brought the slimming centres to you!
in the form of slimming pills!
oh no but wait.
these slimming pills can KILL you we just found out.
so after paying thousands and thousands of dollars
and poisoning and torturing our bodies,
experts are telling us that
the only way to lose weight
with no strings attached,
is just good old simple exercising.
see how messed up we are?
why cannot people accept the fact that they're old?
why must they flood their system with pills?
synthetic hormone pills,
which are what most doctors are prescribing
to fight the symptoms of menopause,
are actually made from horse's urine.
YOU ARE DIGESTING HORSE'S URINE PEOPLE!!
ok
so now you say there's a new hormone pill availabe.
the bio-identical hormone pill.
supposedly made from yam and is more organic.
well guess what?
there has been no long term research done on it
and there are reasons to believe that
it increases the chance of heart conditions and cancer.
yet there are people who would actually take this gamble
in the hopes of looking thirty when you're sixty-five.
if we were meant to look thirty,
we wouldn't be made to age.
besides what's the point
of paying to look ageless
when you're gonna die twenty years earlier from it?
the true secret to living a longer and better life?
lead a healthy lifestyle when you're young.
and accept the fact that aging is normal darn it.
you see, our world just goes round and round in circles.
a good example is the elephant pants.
created in the hippy era the 50's,
they made a come back in the late 90's,
four whole centuries later
and it's still very popular today.
only it came back with a different name - the bell bottoms.
and then how's this for thought.
first we used to live heathly lifestyles.
then we started pursuing convenience and participating in the fast track of life,
working working and more working.
so we were encouraged
to sign up at gyms nearby to help force us to workout.
but it still wasn't enticing or reason enough for us.
so then they decided to bring the gym home to us!
the entrance of the big bulky workout machines.
so we can workout in the comfort of our own home.
and as a supplement,
they provided us with a personal trainer - the workout video.
but after spending all that money,
they decided that ah heck!
that's too time consuming.
we've got the slimming centres instead!
where we wrap you up in cling wrap,
like an unfinished chicken you wanna keep in the fridge
for monday's leftover dinner.
or better yet!
let's vibrate the weight off you!
kkkkkeeepppp ssstttaaannnndddiinnngg oonnn ttthhhisss tttthhiiinnngg ffffoorrr ttttwwwweeenntttyyy mmmmiiinnnuuutttess aaa ddddaaayyyyy tttthhhrrreee ddddaaaayyyssss aaaaaaa wwwweeeekkkk, yyyyoooouuuu'rrreee sssssuuuurrrreee ttttoooo lllloooossseee wwwwweeeeiiiigggghhhhttttt!
but people realise
they hated travelling to and fro the slimming centres
so they brought the slimming centres to you!
in the form of slimming pills!
oh no but wait.
these slimming pills can KILL you we just found out.
so after paying thousands and thousands of dollars
and poisoning and torturing our bodies,
experts are telling us that
the only way to lose weight
with no strings attached,
is just good old simple exercising.
see how messed up we are?
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