WARNING: The following content MIGHT gross you out.

This week, I waddle like a duck, fart like a cow and eat like a pig. Top it with nagging cramps and I've got myself one bloody mess. No, it's not much fun, but it's all I can think about, walking around all uncomfortable in the freezing cold.

-4 degree celsius today. I think the kids here in the US don't go to school when it's cold. The bus was real empty. Usually we're all fighting for seats, or getting cramped up like sardines trying to fit everyone on the bus. This morning, I had the whole back half of the bus to myself. Plus class attendance was significantly lesser.

Took out the trash today and when I passed by the bush that housed the dead squirrel that has been slowly rotting away the past 2 months, I noticed it has finally disappeared. Didn't see it anywhere. Finally. May he/she RIP in squirrel heaven.